In Lifestyle on
September 10, 2016

Kids Say the Darndest Things

On todays episode of kids say the darnedest things….

Ok, just kidding, I can’t promise that this will be a weekly thing but I can promise that it will be sporadic, hilarious and cringe-worthy.

Let me set the scene for you.

We’re at Natural Grocers and we’re checking out with the two sweetest and most talkative checker and bagger. I mention I am going to use my friends phone number because she has a discount and she moved away.

No problem. Foster says, “My friend moved too”. Also, note he has the sweetest baby voice still, really enunciates and skips words.

He’s also become a compulsive liar lately.

Do we blame the horrendous threes? Jury is still out on that one.

Anywho, the cashier, being so sweet, says, “Awe, it’s so sad when friends leave isn’t it?”

And this is when it happens.

Foster comes back with the comment that leaves both cashiers silenced.

He says, in a sad, melancholy voice, complete with shoulder shrug, “My daddy do dat too.”

Cue silence.

Dead,

Awkward,

Silence.

Kill me now.

The cashier says,” Oh dear” and looks down.

The bagger is suddenly intensely focusing on the groceries and I quickly say, “His dad’s definitely here and just at work.”

They laugh it off and share stories of how their kids/nieces say stuff like that too.

I KNOW your kids have said some things that have left you stunned, embarrassed and also gave you a pretty good laugh later (or maybe right then) and I want to hear all about them!

Let me know in the comments below!
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